It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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