# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
