Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
