nut hugger
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize