good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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