am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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