Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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