it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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