she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize