Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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