AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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