hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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