can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This is classic penis vs brain.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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