is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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