You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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