I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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