I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Drunk is not a location!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
