i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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