After last night, I could never be a politician.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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