yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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