Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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