NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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