I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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