You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize