I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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