Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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