Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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