Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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