They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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