that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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