Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He shit in the fireplace
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