You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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