i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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