the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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