return my video game
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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