Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
