Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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