I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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