please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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