Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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