hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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