did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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