I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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