Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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