I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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