Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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