I am in a vortex of obligation.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
