Do you still have your period?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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