Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
