Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
