just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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