I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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