Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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