i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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