Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Your penis caused this!
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