i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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