Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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