so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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