No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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